It's Friday In Australia

Alright people, I've had enough. No more whining about not being in Australia anymore. We are back in the good ol' US of A! Old Glory! The Red, White & Blue! Supersize meal options! These colors don't run, people! I for one am glad to be rid of that waste of space they call Australia and hope to never go there again. I prefer my weight in pounds and my spiders small. I for one can say that I, without a doubt, hated Australia.
Just kidding, but could you imagine if I was really like that? No, my friends, I loved Australia. I had an awesome time and I think all of Australia knows it. Jared mentioned basically everything fun so refer to him at this point for a refresher in many of the events that took place that I, for one, will not be forgetting anytime soon. I even learned stuff. I learned they have a plant that cures hangovers (thank you, Phil). I learned that Australians hate mustard (and therefore I hate Australian Subway restaurants). I even learned how to read good...gooder....goodly.
In all seriousness, I would like to extend a sincere thanks to Lisa and Tonya for all the work they put into the trip. I know we may have been the cause of some undue stress at times, but I do hope that they enjoyed us and got as much out of the trip as we did. I think we made it work relatively well considering the majority of the 18 students that went were strangers before the airport. I hope to stay in touch with many of you and look forward to stealing your facebook pictures. I can't wait until I get to return to Australia.
I really would prefer smaller spiders though.