Saturday, May 16, 2009

Fabilicous

Before coming to Australia I would definately not classify myself as being a drug addict. On May 13, 2009 that all changed. We were taking a trip into town to do some grocery shopping and by some food when I stopped in the IGA to look at some of the food. I just so happened to stumble upon the candy isle when I saw it. Starring up at me from its multicolored Wonka box was a candy I had never seen before. It was called the Fabilicous. The package sold me when it said it was sour because that happens to be my favorite. I bought it and took it outside and took it out of the package. Its a long red tube of taffy like material with a green center. Without thinking I took a bite. As soon as the delicous candy hit my mouth there was an orgy of flavors in my mouth. I was hooked. The next day I bought another one and then the day after that. I made the mistake of sharing it with others and now they are buying up all of my delicous candies. I hate them. I find myself having trouble getting to sleep at night when the Fabilicous is sitting in the store waiting for me. Recently, I have been sneeking out at night to get my fix. I run franticly to town in search of them. I bought about sixty and threw them on the lawn out front our cabin and rolled in them. It was glorious. Unfortunately the other day I went to buy more but there were only a few left. I bough as many as I could but I fear they may be out. I dont know what to do. Im so scared. I tried other candies like the Zombie chew but its not the same. I hope they have more soon or Im not going to make it.

1 comment:

  1. This morning around 3am I woke up and found Jared snorting crushed Fabilicious off the night stand. True story. I'm starting to get worried. I knew Fabilicious was a gateway candy

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